by Living With Morgellons
dear monsanto (oh dear..)
i am sorry that you your business is happening in this time and space where it simply will not work. you have tons of money and there’s still time to disappear quietly in the night. as it stands now you are on a fast track to the big house. at this point you could still feign ignorance. you could probably get away with saying “we had no idea..blah blah blah”.
look monsanto..here’s the deal..i was talking to my buddy, mr. future, he told me that if you keep up what you’re doing that he’s sees you in jail. the stoney lonesome. actually mr. futures exact words were “federal prison for crimes against humanity.” monsanto i shouldn’t have to remind you that you can always change your future (cause you know all about that, don’t you). at this time and point if you tucked your tail and ran, worse case scenario they might only get you for plain ol’ manslaughter (you know accidental homicide thing)
why do you even wanna hang out? everyone hates you. you know what i can’t figure out is with all that money you have did not one of you geniuses consider hiring a pr firm? ok, i know you have one but honestly you need
to fire them because they are doing a crappy job. why do i know this. well, because everyone hates you.
i saw you on Facebook and seems the positive comments you had were actually from your employees (that you pay). there were a lot of negative comments from a lot of people. why? well, because everyone hates you.
ok this might sound superficial but you might want to think about changing your name too. honestly you’d probably do better if you just went with straight “satan”. the teenagers would love it.
oh monsanto, you have created some absolutely stellar products. like ddt, agent orange, dioxin and recombinant growth hormone. that round up is sure some neato to stuff (and also the 130 or so herbicide resistant “super weeds” you created). super weed is a funny word. you should change your name to super weed because apparently you JUST WONT GO AWAY. sort of like when
back in 1965 when you illegally dumped thousands of tons of highly toxic waste in the united kingdom. you did that for 8 years. when you pollute the ground water like that it JUST WONT GO AWAY.
……A UK government report shows that 67 chemicals, including Agent Orange derivatives, dioxins and PCBs exclusively made by Monsanto, are leaking from one unlined porous quarry that was not authorized to take chemical wastes. It emerged that the groundwater has been polluted since the 1970s. The government was criticized for failing to publish information about the scale and exact nature of this contamination. According to the Environment Agency it could cost £100m to clean up the site in south Wales, called “one of the most contaminated” in the UK….
man you really screwed that place up didn’t you. maybe you really should consider changing your name and buying an island. people just keep suing you. it seems you are almost always involved in one high profile lawsuit or another. you know where you went wrong..you sued all those farmers. who doesn’t love a farmer and you sued something like 145 individual farmers. call me crazy but thats bad p.r.! on your website you said “We help farmers grow yield sustainably so they can be successful”. then why are you trying to send the farmers to jail and for what? saving seeds? you’re freaking nuts. you don’t own those seeds, you never did and word on the street says the lady you stole them from (ms. mother nature) wants them back. you really need to be careful who you piss off. you have been around since 1901 (you sly super weed:) and you have been polluting, suing and screwing the planet for about 111 years and making billions and billions of dollars doing so. so after all this time i guess you probably think we don’t notice. or you can just pay a measly million here and a million there to shut the people up that you made sick. here’s the thing, while you have been busy concocting those freaky genetically modified plants and bugs a few people woke up. it’s true monsanto. the people are waking up in massive numbers and they don’t like what they see but you don’t need silly me telling you that because you already know it.huh! thats why you attached riders to both the 2012 Farm Bill and the 2013 Agriculture Appropriations Bill that would essentially force the federal government to approve GMOs at the request of biotechnology companies, and prohibit all safety reviews of GMOs from having any real impact on the GMO approval process.
ok monsanto. more soon. love, tina